Don't YOU want to sleep in your jeans? |
Some poor soul who fell for the late nite insanity of the Pajama Jean. |
A few weeks ago, I was living my life watching some late nite sitcom when I was assaulted by something called a Pajama Jean. I was told if I loved sexy, stylish jeans and comfy pajama bottoms, why should they be mutually exclusive? Really ladies is this what its all come to? I don't care that they're as soft as a baby's blanket, sometimes beauty hurts! How many times have you sacrificed comfort to bring out the sexy, powerful, put-together woman we all want to be? The same goes for jeans. Will we see our style icons wearing sweat pant jeans? Will we see SJP sporting Pajama Jeans with her Christian Louboutins? Only if we suddenly start living in an alternate universe where bad taste is the norm. I am frightened for the ladies out there who think this is the answer to avoiding jean shopping all together. With the advancements in premium denim why settle for fake jeans? I say stop being lazy and get your ass out there. Embrace the inner you that knows she's better than $39.99 "jeans" advertised on TV at 3 a.m.
Dirty Harry would kick this guy's douchy ass! |
These are just a few of the things that have been bugging me lately. Feel free to comment my lovelies.
Affliction Douche courtesy of Upscale.com |